It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

The First Splendid Truth: To be happy, I need to think about feeling good, feeling bad, and feeling right, in an atmosphere of growth.

Every destructive emotion bears its own harvest, but anger’s fruit is the most bitter of all.

There's just things that are against the law.

I have this wonderful capacity just to walk away from my mistakes and not dwell on them.

Moral supremacy is the only one that leaves monuments, and not ruins, behind it.

How, like a moth, the simple maid Still plays around the flame!

Whenever people have used religious documents to make accurate predictions about our base knowledge of the physical world, they have been famously wrong.

Blind faith in bad leaders is not patriotism.

Artists are interpreters for us of richness and meaning. Artists can reinforce a healthy sense of God's grandeur and nearness.

Self, service, substance is the Divine order and nothing counts until we give ourselves.