It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

In the end, it's not what we keep our children from that will save them. It's what we put into them in the first place.

She reads a lot of books. Good things, books.

She was a do-gooder, which means that all the ill she did, she did without realizing it.

Best friend my well-spring in the wilderness!

Solitude is strength to depend on the presence of the crowd is weakness. The man who needs a mob to nerve him is much more alone than he imagines.

God cannot be less than Himself. And God is good. And active. And faithful. And He cares.

I feel that I am doing the minimum amount of damage to other possibilities that may take place in a reader's head.

We depend on nature. Now, nature's depending on us.

To be considered a celebrity, there's a certain lifestyle that comes with that.

Your first daily priority should be stillness, attention to what you really know and what you really feel.