It seems to me that if you can't make a good solid case for your faith, you don't have a religion, you just have a habit.

Surely something must be terribly wrong with a man who seems to be far more concerned with Jews building houses in Israel than with Muslims building a nuclear bomb in Iran.

We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.

Finally, it occurs to me that the biggest problem with our elections is that however you vote, you wind up electing a politician.

If liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all.

In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.

The main problem with pacifism is that it doesn’t work in all situations. The main problem with pacifists is that they’re convinced it does.

Attempted murder should carry the same penalty as first-degree murder. Otherwise, you're simply rewarding incompetence.

Do you believe in miracles?

I wonder how many college tuitions could be paid off with the amount of money spent by Minions on advertisement.

Muslim leaders should ask themselves what exactly their relationship is to a political movement that encourages young men to kill and maim on religious grounds.

I think there are a lot of things that soccer does in the communities that transcend the soccer field.

When I hear anything derogatory towards the Raiders, I am definitely hurt.

The Class war will find me on the side of the educated bourgeoisie.

I mean what I say when i say it. After that, it's hard to say

Nothing is more disgraceful than that an old man should have nothing to show to prove that he has lived long, except his years.

But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.