It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

In the evangelical world, prying can be an indicator of compassion.

Life live by faith is endless blessings.

Only those with a conscience can find an action unconscionable.

If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that's a big accomplishment.

Obama's not Jesus. He can't walk on water.

I can come up sometimes with ideas for scenes that I'm not in, to make it better or add something. It's not about me, or my ego, that I wanna show this or that.

Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone else. Let your light shine.

Music is a hobby, because I'm not making any money out of it, but I put just as much conviction into that as I do into my acting.

Formal art is essentially rational.

Words without thoughts never to heaven go.