It seems to me that oftentimes in young relationships once there's a problem of some significance then it's almost like they're both racing for the dumper buzzer.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Bring something incomprehensible into the world!

Most painters want recognition, especially by their peers.

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism.

Graffiti doesn't exist unless someone got a photo, because it's gone immediately.

From an angel's wings to a fallen star, God makes everything but unbreakable hearts.

It is only the unimaginative who ever invents. The true artist is known by the use he makes of what he annexes.

So this is where people come to live; I would have thought it is a city to die in.

It doesn't matter what people say or what the rules say or what you're supposed to do, you go after what's in your heart.

Progress is mostly the product of rogues.

You don't want to be rude but you have to be careful - there are a lot of strange people out there. (Goldman attributes this quote to Cliff Robertson.)