It seems to me that the good lord in his infinate wisdom gave us three things to make life bearable- hope, jokes, and dogs. But the greatest of these was dogs.

A thought, even a possibility, can shatter and transform us.

You're not what I expected in a pirate."He laughed, curtly. "You're not what I expected in a princess.

The only serious question in life is whether to kill yourself or not.

As if reasoning were any kind of writing or talking which tends to convince people that some doctrine or measure is true and right.

I see [activists] getting really angry that people won't just do what the evidence tells them, and that's not very helpful. You need to actually think why that is.

We can all humbly say in the sincerity of faith, "I am loved; I am called; I am secure."

It seems preposterous now, but Amazon began as a bookstore.

A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.

[Making movies] you're not trying to capture reality, you're trying to capture a photograph of reality.

Let nothing disturb you, / Nothing dismay you; / All things are passing: / God never changes.