It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons for fear - usually justified - the other side would beat them to a pulp.

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

The paper is my savior, the pen my blood, to words that shed my world.

Thankfully, I was able to go to Marquette University and get my education, a Catholic education, so I could please my family, because I think they wanted me to be a priest.

Normally, we are happy to find a fragment of jaw, a few isolated teeth, a bit of an arm, a bit of a skull. But to find associated body parts is extremely rare.

Never will man penetrate deeper into error than when he is continuing on a road which has led him to great success

You have, let us say, a promising politician, a rising artist that you wish to destroy. Dagger or bomb are archaic, clumsy and unreliable - but teach him, inoculate him with chess.

If Socrates died like a philosopher, Jesus Christ died like a God.

You should see it. V for Vendetta I mean. "I'll look it up." No. With Me. At my house. Now

O tempora! O mores! O what times (are these)! what morals!

There's a sameness and comfort level you get living in a country like America.

I see the city as an organism, shaped through time by the little humans having habits and doing millions of stuff in and out of it.