It somehow became an article of faith on the right that Obama is the most extreme president in American history. Although, when they say that, I think what they really mean is...he's black.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Sometimes problems don’t require a solution to solve them

Know the history of the great ancestors.

Sachin is a genius in the world of cricket leaving behind all those who are only talented and intelligent.

For me to be a billion-dollar author, I need to have people buying my books at Wal-Mart.

Do not lose heart. We were made for these times.....For years we have been learning, practicing, been in training for...and just waiting to meet on this exact plain of engagement.

Concepts create idols of God, of whom only wonder can tell us anything.

Older people do a better job of managing their impulses, and so they're better able to put off putting off.

What is the proper limit for wealth? It is, first, to have what is necessary; and, second, to have what is enough.

It provides a different type of element and mental strain athletes love. That's what makes the game of golf so special.

We are not apt to think of the importance of events as they transpire with us, but we feel the importance of them afterwards.