It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I'm fine with the life I have.

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity.

You see, dear—I think there are two types of people in the world. Those who divide the world up into two kinds of people... and those who don't.

That is one good thing about this world…there are always sure to be more springs.

With every new day come the Lord’s great love, grace and mercies.

Professionalism is a key to Perfectionism…

If you want to build a ship, teach the men to yearn for the vast and endless sea.

I was brought up very conservatively. My father was positively Victorian - I wasn't even allowed to wear my hair down.

Nothing is more dangerous that the politician who uses politics as a surrogate for an unsatisfactory personal life.

Equip yourself for life, not solely for your own benefit, but for the benefit of the whole community

I guess I'm too outspoken.