It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

Being vintage like a fine wine Should make you proud of being old And being mature like a cheese Certainly explains the mould! Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade

While talking to you I always get a Little Smile on my face that I never noticed

The weak in courage is strong in cunning.

When we meet and I discover that we have read and loved the same books, we are instant friends.

Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

Footballers are no different from human beings.

I use my awards as doorsteps. Others are in the office or in little cubbyholes in our library – they go between the books, because they actually look like arty pieces

That is mere sentimentality that lies abed by day and thinks itself white, far from the tan and callus of experience.

No one talks about woman power. The Spice Girls - they're masquerading as little girls. It's repulsive.

Praise is a contradiction of pride. Pride says 'looks at me,' but praise longs for people to see Jesus.

Science is not infallible, but it has something religion lacks: a process of testing claims against real-world observations.