It still makes me giggle that I'm paid to act.

I remember very clearly someone saying, 'Don't shake hands with the cactus,' and I thought, 'Well, why not? What could possibly go wrong?' Shaking hands is a friendly gesture.

Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles.

I'm a high-functioning sociopath, do your research.

Looking for happiness is a sure way to sadness, I think. You have to take each moment as it comes.

Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I'm also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.

Being a posh actor in England you cannot escape the class-typing from whatever side you look at it.

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun.

You come into this world as you leave it, on your own. It's made me want to live a life slightly less ordinary.

I keep myself amused and others confused

If you have an over-preoccupation with perception and trying to please people's expectations, then you can go mad.

What am I to do?What is my destiny?I have no idea, not a clueFeeling lost and empty.What is my dream?What is my future?I beg thee to listen to me, I beg thee to answer.

The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.

To misuse wealth is a great fault.

One essential object is to choose that arrangement which shall tend to reduce to a minimum the time necessary for completing the calculation.

It is time to put more cops on the beat and remove our most violent repeat offenders from our neighborhood streets.

I lost in '96, in case the word hadn't trickled out, and so I made a few commercials.

I believe in the power of music. To me, it isn't just a fad. This is a positive thing.

What I believe is a process rather than a finality.

Our evolutionary psychology preconditions us not to respond to threats which can be postponed until later.

I won't make a mark on history. I have some importance in the time we live in, but that's all.