It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.

Bruce [Dern] and I are in this car just for days and days, just talking about life and I could listen to his stories forever.

There's really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.

I'm kind of under the radar. Not a lot of people notice me. Which is surprising, because I'm so sexy. They're probably intimidated by my sexiness and crushability.

When I was a kid watching "The Blues Brothers," I could not think of a better thing than watching 300 cop cars crash into each other.

My life is littered with bad decisions.

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

PRAY; the word we use, when hope isn't enough. The word we use when faith is all that is left.

I feel like all my faults go into making the person that I am. I like myself as a person. And I think taking any fault away would change who I am as a person.

You can do anything to my food and I'll still eat it.

When certain people hear "'SNL' comedy," rightfully so, you expect it to be a certain kind of goofiness.

In the world of your story, your outline is like the Ten Commandments. Unfortunately, your characters are all Atheists.

He was warm, partly because he had on many layers, and partly because boys whoa re part wolf and part wind do not get cold.

Thinking little of yourself is not humility.

I was grown up long before the grown ups were the grown ups.

The truth is, you are your own “special someone,” and loving yourself is the first step to finding love outside yourself.

Whenever I look at a mountain I always expect it to turn into a volcano.

Men are but children of a larger growth, Our appetites as apt to change as theirs, And full as craving too, and full as vain.

I think the greatest single enemy is the misuse of information, the perversion of truth in the hands of terribly skillful people.

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. I can't even remain in the same room with coffee.

In the future every human shall see a hidden divinity in every fellow human.