It takes a pillage.

The folly and wisdom of men starts when they stop thinking and start acting.

My health is like a garden

I'm not going to talk too much politics because I'm not smart enough to do that.

Time will cure you, but now is your grief still young.

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

Laughter is the great antidote for self-pity, maybe a specific for the malady, yet probably it does tend to dry one's feelings out a little, as if by exposing them to a vigorous wind.

The tendency of taxation is, to create a class of persons, who do not labour: to take from those who do labour the produce of that labour, and to give it to those who do not labour.

Eating wheat, like ice climbing, mountain boarding, and bungee jumping, is an extreme sport. It is the only common food that carries its own long-term mortality rate.