It takes a while to spoil a world, but it can be done.

Ignorance defends itself savagely, and illiteracy, as I well knew, can be shrewd.

The Church was not left in this world to perfume the dung-heap of fallen humanity, but to take out, one by one, those who will be saved from the coming destruction.

Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And this ain't no Burger King, so you no get no toy, boss."

Tantra is for extremists, but balanced extremists.

To the memory of the Man, first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.

I had worked on dogs for a couple of years developing a renal transplant operation. We had dogs running around with kidneys we had transplanted back into themselves.

Our will makes constantly a sort of agreement with the world, whereby, if the world will continually show some respect to the will, the will shall consent to be strenuous in its industry.

Darlin'...I know what you look like when you've been kissed.

When you have done a good deed that another has had the benefit of, why do you need a third reward-as fools do-praise for having done well or looking for a favor in return.

Always try to maintain complete tolerance and always make an effort to give people more then they expect.

My grandfather was an engineer who invented the automatic pilot for airplanes.