It takes a wise man to discover a wise man.

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

Blushing is the color of virtue.

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.

The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.

Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?

The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.

It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little.

Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself.

I am a citizen of the world.

Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?

A distaste for the new is not always fear of the unknown, but sometimes ambition. Some people don't like the new way simply because they never got a chance to master the old way.

But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on.

If all it took was someone proclaiming I believe Jesus Christ and that he died for my sins, and that was all there was to it, people wouldn't have to keep coming to church, would they.

I have always loved Scottish music - all sorts of Celtic, Gaelic music.

Intellectualism came very late to America. That's why Americans are so proud of it. I found very few real intellectuals in America. But there are so many pseudo-intellectuals.

Jack Daniels makes us all puke.

The mind is given to you, you are not given to the mind.

The thing about throwing a fastball is, you want it to be easy, you want it to be effortless.

A standing army is a standing menace to liberty.