It takes but one person, one moment, one conviction, to start a ripple of change.

I was motivated to be different in part because I was different.

Civic education and civic responsibility should be taught in elementary school.

The smoking gun is that we're interviewing somebody who is involved in a cybercrime and not calling him a criminal.

Republicans bring out Colin Powell and J.C. Watts because they have no program, no policy. They have no love and no joy. They'd rather take pictures with black children than feed them.

Why you? Because there is no one better. Why now? Because tomorrow isn't soon enough.

If everyone likes you, it probably means you aren't saying much.

A campaign is about defining who you are - your vision and your opponent's vision.

We're like a Third World country when it comes to some of our election practices.

Isn't horrible weather great? It means I don't have to wash my car!

We are victims of - the DNC and other institutions are victims of a cybercrime led by thugs.

We all naturally want to become successful... we also want to take shortcuts. And it's easy to do so, but you can never take away the effort of hard work and discipline and sacrifice.

Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.

It could just be a shift on the axis.

Some are just born bad, and that's all there is to it.

I do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation.

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find the right road.

Well you just have to own it, I suppose. Own the character, which is difficult.

You must radiate success before it’ll come to you.

Business owners have made a strong case to me that they need guest workers. But none has suggested that these workers should be placed on a path to citizenship.

I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks at home.