It takes far more courage to violate a custom than a law.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Belief, he says. Belief shifts. People start out believing in the god and end up believing in the structure.

In times such as these, life often begs us to seek answers when in reality there are only questions available.

Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; and yet nothing troubles me less, as I never think about them.

A man who does nothing never has time to do anything

The country cannot afford amateur hour in the White House.

You're still the one that I adore. Aint much out there to have feelings for.

When you're five and you hurt, you make a big noise in the world. At ten you whimper. But by the time you make fifteen you begin to eat the poisoned apples that grow on your own inner tree of pain.

Fear is not your enemy. It is a compass pointing you to the areas where you need to grow.

O! Let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven; keep me in temper; I would not be mad!