It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If you look at how the federal government spends our money, it’s an insurance conglomerate protected by a large, standing army.

The journey of the mind always has longer to travel than the heart because dreams carry weight, while love makes you float.

Fear and anxiety were exploited by zealots and fools.

Love yourself before any other person. That's when you can really survive on your own.

I guess I write four or five hours a day, but I do it seven days a week. It's very disciplined, yes, but it's joy for me.

When you listen to most of the records that really had an impact on you, they always seem to be from a different era.

As soon as you start focusing on the negative you're dead.

Drink to forget; don't forget to drink.

Nobody responds to being made to feel judged.

I've been very fortunate to be involved in all the Super Bowls, to see some World Series, to cover heavyweight championship fights; I've been to the Olympics and seen every sporting event there is.