It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

...look with-in (Jesus)

When with meaning we walk - we go not where comfort resides, but where truth and love show in abundance.

Life is always great, when shared in a spirit of love.

I gave up on the big screen. The Witching Hour was at Warner Bros. for 10 years and it just didn't work out.

In a large successful company where your power base as CEO isn't all that secure, it's hard for a CEO to pursue a truly disruptive strategy.

I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I'm doing what I want to do.

As a producer, youre pretty much creating a body of work that an artist has to stand behind.

To get paid to play a game I love was enough for me, no matter what the rules were.

The Republican Party would have the American flag and the swastika flying side by side.

You're never so bad you can't have a Savior, no matter how much you've sinned.