It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn’t know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic for nine years but never contacted me.

You should have seen the look on your skull.

Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of the argument.

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.

I think I just had an evilgasm.

Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?

Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks.

Durkon: You're only saying that because you don't want the world t

Life is sacred.

We can't take any credit for our talents. It's how we use them that counts.

I think the government should be out of the marriage business and leave marriage to the churches.

There is apparently no surer way of turning a thing into its opposite than by exaggerating it

Sometimes, you know, I just feel like I want a Coke, and I drink a Coke.

The wild mustard in Southern California is like that spoken of in the New Testament. . . . Its gold is as distinct a value to the eye as the nugget gold is in the pocket.

People used to share things with e-mail on a massive scale. If you remember e-mail forwards from the late ’90s, it was a terrible way to share content.

Heal the past, live the present, dream the future.

If I knew how to say it directly, I would not need to write poetry. I would just talk to people and be happy.

Full fathom five thy father lies