It turns out there is only one possible thing to do in this circumstance, to wait the only way there is to wait through eternity, and that is through creativity.

Amusement, even ironic amusement, is the beginning of sincere appreciation, as any lapsed hipster knows.

...in this way the structure of the universe- I mean, of the heavens and the earth and the whole world- was arranged by one harmony through the blending of the most opposite principles.

Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.

People are renovating places and opening ambitious new venues. That's one thing that music does. It gets people out of their houses, and gets them hanging out together.

If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln.

Make your haters mad! Yeah, make them really mad!

Maybe you're afraid of sinking. Don't think about it. If you don't think about it, you won't sink. If you do, you will.

It is a matter of immense pride that never in history has there been a complaint against the Indian community from any society in the World. These values aren't small!

There are real threats but there's a difference between recognizing real threats and an irrational kind of apocalyptic threat.

The greatest security for Israel is to create new Egypts.

When I make a bad play, it frustrates the heck out of me, even in practice.