It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.

I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult.

Fools may our scorn, not envy, raise. For envy is a kind of praise.

If you are truly innovating, you don't have a prototype you can refer to.

What about Mickey Mouse? Disney tried very hard to make him a star. But Mickey Mouse is more of a symbol than a real character.

I suppose that's why new music and I go well together, because new music often requires maintaining great rhythm.

Old age is a humble victory in this killing universe.

I am still a keen mountain walker and an enthusiastic glider pilot.

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off.