It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Silence is the best melody.

The great creators-the thinkers, the artists, the scientists, the inventors-stood alone against the men of their time.

If any form of government is capable of making a nation happy, ours I think bids fair now for producing that effect. But after all much depends upon the people who are governed.

I agree, intellectualism in photography is overrated. I just wish it could be replaced by common sense.

As an actor, variety is the spice of life. I love theatre… it's what I enjoy the most. But a bit of TV, a bit of film, a bit of stage - what more could you ask for?

If history is deprived of the Truth, we are left with nothing but an idle, unprofitable tale.

The fight against poverty and hunger must be fought constantly and on many fronts, especially in its causes.

The Bible's truth does not depend in any way on whether or not a person believes the truth.

The only burden you have ever had is your mind.

I really enjoy the process of making movies. The only thing that really concerns me is working with great directors and actors, and that is fun and exciting.