It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

In the mist of Difficulty lies Opportunity.

Faith is the bridge from the spiritual realm into the physical realm.

A wholesome fear would be a fit guardian for the citizens.

Revolution does have to be violent precisely because the Pharaoh won't let you go. If the Pharaoh would let you go, the revolution won't have to be violent.

Old folks have dreams and ambitions too, like everybody else. Don't sit on a couch someplace.

What I learned from directing, I learned from soccer, where it's like a coach-player relationship.

Starting a long way off the true point, and proceeding by loops and zigzags , we now and then arrive just where we ought to be.

Yuki: "Honda-san... you'd better stop, or he'll get a swelled head." Kyo: "Doesn't Shigure already HAVE a swelled head?

The really great gallerists have always been interested in imagery that is not that imagery.

What is all Knowledge too but recorded Experience, and a product of History; of which, therefore, Reasoning and Belief, no less than Action and Passion, are essential materials?