It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

You never know ahead of time what something's really going to be like.

I had a dream that I was in someone else’s shoes for once…they were the wrong size.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

Heaven is purpose, principle, and people. Purgatory is paper and procedure. Hell is rules and regulations.

I love watching Hollywood movies - I just don't know if I'd be happy doing a Jurassic Park.

Every right implies a responsibility; Every opportunity, an obligation, Every possession, a duty.

Having had loving people who brought me up, and then I find another set of people. That really is a double blessing.

What our Lord did was done with the intent, and this alone, that he might be with us and we with him.

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

I went to school for 12 years, and uni for four, but I learnt more about human existence in the 30 hours it took my first child to be born than I did in all those years of study.