It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.

In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.

My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before.

Life would be so much easier if everyone read my book

You always do good ones. We trust you, Mr. Duke, " Says Dylan. Foolish lads, thinks Felix: never trust a professional ham.

Things to know from books to read

When you don’t know what you believe, everything becomes an argument. Everything is debatable. But when you stand for something, decisions are obvious.

Absence is the enemy of love and the friend of friendship.

An eagle uses the negative energy of a storm to fly even higher.

An audience's or individual's reaction to my work is simply their reaction.

Touch is the mother of the senses. Not only are women more sensitive when they touch, but they're also more sensitive to being touched.

I think it's going to take my whole life to sort of get people to know what my perspective is.

For some reason the football coach of a major college program is seen as one of the leaders of the campus. And some way we have to let our young people know that that leader can look like anyone.