It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

[History is] petrified imagination.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

The April sun, weak but determined, shone through a castle window and from there squeezed itself through a small hole in the wall and placed one golden finger on the little mouse.

I can't wait until the record label feels like it's time for my album to come out, and then just disappear.

If you live only in one culture for the first 20 years of your life, you become conditioned without knowing it.

To substitute judgments of fact for judgments of value is a sign of pedantic and borrowed criticism.

What is the pattern of change?

Treat your life like something to be sculpted.

Astrology's roots lie in an ancient world-view which perceived the universe as a single living organism, animated by divine order and intelligence.

Business has only two basic functions - marketing and innovation.

I tried to take heavy metal... and balled it up and chopped it in half and really tried to create a new form of energy. I really tried to re-shape extreme music as I see it through my eyes.

I'm just excited about life. Life is really good right now with my family and friends, and being able to work with people I respect.