It was as relaxing as being tickled.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

Oh no I know that look. What are you thinking?That this is the most ridiculous declaration of attraction I've ever heard

I sing in key, thank you very much.

Under conditions of peace the warlike man attacks himself.

Winning is the science of being totally prepared

It's amazing that even though I've lost everything else, I still have wrestling.

People are fascinated by evil because it's mysterious and it doesn't seem to have a rational behind it.

In Count Julian I simply proposed to create a text which would allow for diverse levels of reading.

I am what I am because I have made myself so.

My body is a gradual work of art