It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

I gradually became aware that my interiority was inseparable from my exteriority, that the geography of my city was the geography of my soul.

Most success oriented mindsets miss out on people becoming more valuable.

I'm not going to run away from my responsibilities.

The most lasting and universal consequence of the French revolution is the metric system

The time for change is now.

Our government is a gift from God, who calls us to be good stewards of it.

I do try to be of some use in the world. I sometimes do volunteer work with kids, and manage to help some people a little, but really making a significant difference can be hard.

The worst affected from corruption is the common man.

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.

The sufficiency of my merit is to know that my merit is not sufficient.