It was far too absurd to die of a Tuesday

If you carry the weather with you, then character is determined by the prevailing wind

He slept that night thinking of loves and lighthouses. That one love might shine to bring all loves home.

The four cautions: Beware a woman in front of you, beware a horse behind of you, beware a cart beside of you, and beware a priest every which way.

They do say money is the root of all evil."I thought that was supposed to be the love of money."There's neat for you. 'Tis them without it that loves it best.

My black-headed black-eyed boy. I remember every day of you. How would I forget?

Damn it all, MacMurrough, are you telling me you are an unspeakable of the Oscar Wilde sort?’‘If you mean am I Irish, the answer is yes.

I strongly believe that you can push beyond the challenges that you are currently faced with. Please try not to disappoint yourself.

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone.

He who wants to persuade should put his trust not in the right argument, but in the right word. The power of sound has always been greater than the power of sense.

Without doubt, without hesitation, I choose gardening over the gym. I can't stand going to the gym. It doesn't appeal to me at all. Give me gardening every time.

I rewind the TV every two minutes. If someone does something interesting, I have to see it over and over again.

In general there is something puzzling about the fact that the most renowned figures in chess - Morphy, Pillsbury, Capablanca and Fischer - were born in America.

Here we are, alive, and you and I will have to make it what we can.

I don't want to look like Connecticut, no offense, I don't want to look like Oklahoma, I don't want to look like California. I want to be uniquely Texas. And that's not to diss anybody else.

Being civilized means that one keeps one's words unrelated to one's thoughts, when necessary.

Who imagined that what I said upon my departure from Beirut would become a reality, when I said the volcano and typhoon which started in Beirut will not stop.