It was like falling down an elevator shaft and landing in a pool full of mermaids.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Though, I was born a Hindu, I solemnly assure you that I will not die as a Hindu

Curiosity is the ultimate beauty of an adventurous mind.

It's like raking leaves in the wind.

Money swore an oath that nobody who did not love it should ever have it.

It's not about how loud you turn the amp up. That's not what makes it sound big. What makes it sound big is fooling around with different delays and reverb settings.

Consumers do not view communications in isolation. They bring with them all their past brand experiences and associations.

If credit expansion, protectionism, and government spending were a path to prosperity, mankind would have long ago created heaven on earth.

The liberation of language is rooted in the liberation of ourselves.

The steam-engine I call fire-demon and great; but it is nothing to the invention of fire.

So why, after prior successes, did Obama's race/class/gender attack finally sputter out like the French at Waterloo?