…It was like he waved his magic wang, and I totally forgot how I’m not a gullible teenager anymore.

Leaving the feasibility of testicular transplants alone for the moment, she said, “It was mostly my mistake.

You. Aren’t you one of those Morgan boys? You must be the bad one.

Lust was edging confusion for the lead. Good sense had fallen far behind.

To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.

With my eyes closed, I would touch a familiar book and draw its fragrance deep inside me. This was enough to make me happy.

Kind of just existed from day to day, on weird plateau of feeling nothingness.

In my view, the Christian religion is the most important and one of the first things in which all children, under a free government ought to be instructed.

If we don't have an egalitarian, equitable, and peaceful society, being very wealthy isn't worth much. If I can make a little bit of a dent in addressing this issue, I'll have done my service.

What is hardest of all? That which seems most simple: to see with your eyes what is before your eyes.

Come from your knees to the sermon, and come from the sermon to your knees

In communist countries, you execute your poets. In the free world, the poets execute themselves.

The American people are seeing in President Trump a leader who is keeping his word to the American people.

Behind every corrupt politician are 10-20 corrupt businessmen.