It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

Love do not has its own destinyMorality and Honesty of beloved decide The fate of love

Father, we long for the clarity of Your truth to dawn upon our minds and for the immensity of Your love to grip our hearts.

A store in Houston is selling Donald Trump piñatas filled with candy. So finally something good is going to come out of Donald Trump.

To tell the truth, fishermen remain always boys as far as their amusement goes.

Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.

Being out on the edge, with everything at risk, is where you learn and grow the most.

If there's something that you hear on TV about me, just call me and I'll tell you if it's true.

When Obama talks about raising taxes on the rich, he's looking at me.

My favorite part about going to the gym used to be leaving.

I wish I could say it's easy, but honestly, to get ready for a big championship is not as easy as it seems.