It was my Uncle George who discovered alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

The future is unlimited for you right now, no one can knows what you capable of. Do not surrender! Only you are capable to change the world.

Try to have as diverse group of friends as possible and don't get into the the clique scenario.

That little burning bush that is the signature of the blog - it echoes Elizabeth Barrett Browning's words.

Void of all honor, avaricious, rash, The daring tribe compound their boasted trash Tincture of syrup, lotion, drop, or pill; All tempt the sick to trust the lying bill.

If you already know how to make your dream come true, then you're thinking too small.

Many writers lay very great stress upon some definite moral purpose, at which they profess to aim their works.

I fear that we read of war, like women gossip, to enjoy the bitter misery of others.

Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem.

Law is often the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual.

The main human problems often are that we misidentify what will make us happy; and we ask people and things to save us beyond their ability.