It was official. I now wanted to murder a ghost, a notion I'd discarded as unlikely only twenty minutes before. (Cat)

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope.

Glorious is the tumult of the waves that crash against a vessel, preparing it for the seas of life.

Im the middle man. I try to keep people happy. I go out of my way to get a smile. Thats the way my mother raised me.

And anyway, I suspect he secretly liked it when a woman was cold and distant

That's a lovely experience when you make an audience laugh. Then the nerves go away for a bit. And sometimes you do things then that you've never done before that are really funny.

I am the immaculate embodiment of worlds.

Like other secret lovers, many speak mockingly about popular culture to conceal their passion for it.

College isn't the only answer. Reading is a college that you can and should attend all your life.

All we can ever do in the way of good to people is to encourage them to do good to themselves.

One way to organize your thoughts is to tidy up, even if it's in places where it makes no sense at all.