It was one of those days you sometimes get latish in the autumn when the sun beams, the birds toot, and there is a bracing tang in the air that sends the blood beetling briskly through the veins.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Beauty exists not in what is seen and remembered, but in what is felt and never forgotten.

Lovers meander in prose and rhyme, trying to say-for the thousandth time-what's easier done than said.

If you see an antimatter version of yourself running towards you, think twice before embracing.

The world’s most beautiful angel is love inside your soul.

If you are born to lead, be a leader!

Seek opportunities to help and you will be a success

He definitely does what a partner is supposed to do, that is, evolve you.

As a football coach, everything in your life comes after your football schedule. I just could not make that commitment.

Our attitude towards ourselves should be 'to be satiable in learning' and towards others 'to be tireless in teaching.

You can't please everyone so you gotta please yourself.