It was only his fifth offense, and this time he's killed someone.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I protect myself by refusing to know myself.

An insecure woman chases love

The influence of sin touches the innocent as well as the guilty.

We are God's partners in matters of life and death.

I like women who are okay with who they are.

One must not cheat anyone, not even the world of its victory.

It's quite weird knocking that out of them and telling them to forget cooking for chefs; forget what chefs say about your food.

The rules are simple: the first one to lose dies.

He whom loves touches not walks in darkness.

Thus must we toil in other men's extremes, That know not how to remedy our own.