It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Out of what... a thousand?

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control over, because you have control over them.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

I am a Freedom Seeker and I choose to feel free.

I want to douse myself in silver words and whisper away all rue.

The fire trucks are out, there are thousands of people in the streets. You have a choice. You can have this, or you let Negroes eat at the lunch counters.

PowerPoint presentations too often resemble a school play - very loud, very slow, and very simple.

Open your hearts as wide as ever you will, the Spirit of the Lord shall fill them.

only when we have a respect for time will we have learned something of the art of living.

Our actions are the evidence of our belief and become the substance of our faith.

No country has ever fallen while it was truly honoring the god of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.

Quiet minds cannot be perplexed or frightened but go on in fortune or misfortune at their own private pace, like a clock during a thunderstorm.

All problems exist in the absence of a good conversation.