It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Life is a chaotic gives who will not add nothing to it and deprives who want to add to it

The Universe has as many different centers as there are living beings in it.

To appreciate art you’ve got to work at it a bit.

Looking at the ball going over the fence isn't going to help.

Love. It isn't very popular in technical circles to say a lot of mushy stuff about love, but frankly it's a very very important part of what holds our project together.

If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.

I'm dating somebody. I am enjoying it very much, and having a really nice time at the moment. I'm very happy.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Any man who takes Jesus Christ seriously becomes the target of the devil. Most church members do not give Satan enough trouble to arouse his opposition

Christianity is in its nature revolutionary