It was the kind of mouth that should only be found on angels. Chick angels.

Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree.

He hadn’t struck her as particularly religious unless she counted the number of times he’d called out to Jesus when he’d been deep inside her.

If I’d known a sixty-niner was the way to your heart I would have done it weeks ago.

He’d gone too far. He didn’t usually talk to women so frankly. Not with them both fully clothed anyway.

If you read, you will transform your life.

And I write novels!" chimed in the other cop. "Though I haven't had any of them published yet, so I better warn you, I'm in a meeeean mood!

Shortcuts makes life short!

Since my teen years I was interested in martial arts.

My idea of beauty is somebody that doesn't have to try too much, someone who is effortless and fresh.

One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.

Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid.

Keenness of hearing revives when one is alone.

And when life's sweet fable ends, soul and body part like friends; no quarrels, murmurs, no delay; a kiss, a sigh, and so away.

God seems willing to act as the most sublime psychologist, psychotherapist, or even psychiatrist if we are willing.