It was the schoolboy who said, ""Faith is believing what you know ain't so.""

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Sometimes we have to get out of our own way.

I've got so much to do, I don't have time to sit down and be sad.

The advancement of all sciences, especially where there has been such a radical change, have been attended with persecution.

No great marketing decisions have ever been made on qualitative data

If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?

Don't forget how you got here. Don't Forget.

We are all trying to get the exact style of ouuselves.

Man is certainly crazy. He could not make a mite, and he makes gods by the dozen.

The politics, I don't understand it, I'm not happy, don't feel good about it.

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