It was very flattering when Manolo Blahnik named a shoe after me.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

People in tough times - it doesn't mean they don't have a great attitude.

My mom and I had a kids' clothing store called Smooch for six years, and I did all the buying before I even had kids.

Judge your neighbor, write it down. Ask four questions, turn it around.

When I was younger, I was actually looking forward to getting older, to have more insight, more understanding.

There were a few 6th form girls that I got with when I was I the 6th form, they were really nice, so that was cool.

I wonder how it is that I’m fooling so many people, I’m doing one of the most stupid things in the world…and people seem to be falling for it.

I took a step back. "Here." He plunked his wet hat on my head. "Don't go anywhere," he told me, then turned away.

I swing both ways. I can see things from a kind of conservative point of view and from a more socially liberal or left-wing point of view.

The way you present your work has a lot to do with how people receive and regard it.

Society imposes an identity on you because of the way you look. Your struggle as a self has to do with an identity being imposed on you that you know is not your identity.