It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Being a WARRIOR is an ATTITUDE!!!

The same way he treats animals and other vulnerable individuals is the same way he’ll relate to your feminine side.

Live by your impulses, and you'll be just like them. You're better than that, aren't you, Red?

I have many problems in my life, but I don't think that identity is one of them.

I have always watched the rushes, and have learned more because I have done so, because you can have all manner of ideas in your head, but they have to end up on the screen.

Stay here, baby … Trust me, okay? Don’t run.

You just cant predict baseball

When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected 'I believe' to 'one does feel'.

Are any of you out there worried that it means something bad that [Donald] Trump has decided not to prosecute Hillary [Clinton]? I'm just asking, because I'm hearing from people who are.

Angels possess greater powers than do human beings.