It wasn't so easy though, ending the war. A war is a huge fire; the ashes from it drift far, and settle slowly.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

The richest people in the world build networks and invest in people

Relationships are an art form created by two or more individuals who have similar or complementary visions, passions, and ambitions.

Intuitions are messenger of opportunities. Hit them with your ability.

Mark felt eyes on him as tight as a sniper's aim.

Good sense, which only is the gift of Heaven, And though no science, fairly worth the seven.

The mammalian brain evolved exquisite place memory because that was essential for survival. This is why squirrels have such a good memory for where they buried their nuts.

Musick helps not the tooth-ach.

People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.

A man can never have too many pairs of sunglasses or too many guitars.

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.