It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

Had she any respect for him at all, his words would've affected her. But no value accompanies comments spewed from the mouth of a brute.

The trouble with you and me, is that we don't live in the real world. We dream of fantastic things that may never happen.

Time gives growth, it gives continuity and it gives change. And in the case of some sculptures, time gives a patina to them.

Are we acting like a couple? I'm just trying to get it straight. Cause I'm over here convinced that it's too early for mistakes.

I do not need to play in the Champions League to be happy

I am a lolita. I don't believe in growing up. No matter how old I get I remain devoted to ruffles and frills

On the other hand, I was very much interested in the way people behaved, the human dance, how they seemed to move around each other. I wanted to play around with that.

My problem with interviews, one day I'll think one thing, and the next day I'll think the exact opposite.

I never dreamed I would want to be or become a financial advisor.

For a long time I had not approached the forbidden fruit called happiness, but it was now tempting me with a melancholy persistence. I felt as though Sonoko were an abyss above which I stood poised.