It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.

We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.

The examined life is no picnic.

The winding down of summer puts me in a heavy philosophical mood.

Ignorance and power and pride are a deadly mixture, you know.

All I ever needed to know I learned in kindergarten. Share everything ... Don't hit people ... Clean up your own mess.

Why is love easy? I don’t know. And the raccoons don’t say.

Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in the water of adversity and grief.

And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into the world it is best to hold hands and stick together.

Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil.

The saddest thing that can happen to a person is to find out their memories are lies.

You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.

we had such tremendous fun and much agony together for some years

The supporters...It is true that they are dangerous when they run close to the riders. From there to throwing a punch. That is a step.

[Time was] an accordion, all the air squeezed out of it as you grew old.

You can sometimes learn more working with less talented people, because you learn to survive.

People can say anything they want to. If they don't want to get the news from me, get it from somebody else. It's not something I'm going to worry about, I'm sorry.

Dead we become the lumber of the world.

Today, we need to listen more carefully. I read what people say on Twitter, my friends on Path, in addition to formal media. I look for patterns, and then I post questions back to my network.