It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.

Journalism is about covering important stories-with a pillow, until they stop moving.

I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.

Dont bring a candlelight vigil to a gunfight

I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.

Think you have a low opinion of government? You should see government's opinion of you!

Let's keep people with weird religious faiths out of government. Especially those who have a weird religious faith IN government.

When it comes to government policy, can we please stop using words like "architect"? Telling people what to do is not a skilled profession.

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

Our real debt ceiling isn't decided by Washington; it's decided by Beijing.

The whispering of the truth is stronger than the thunderstorm of the untruth!

Emotion triggers action, good or otherwise

I don't know what the hell is going on with me and this girl, but every single time I'm around her, it's like I lose my shit.

Hitler really wasn't so bad. In the black way.

The swan who goes on living in its parents' tree will die; this is why those who are beautiful and talented bear the burden of finding their own way in the world.

Being born is easy. So is taking your last breath. Everything in between, that's the hard part. Life is in between, and it will offer challenges and opportunities beyond measure.

Great leadership is by definition relentlessly developmental.

Life is everything, and you haven't lived it properly until you believe.

Urgency and vision are the twin pillars on which humanity's hope now hangs.

Songwriting is reliant on inspiration, which ideally you don't have that much control over. Songs kind of half make themselves, and then you have to finish them.