It will be funny in about 10 years.

A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.

I don't do regrets. Regrets are pointless. It's too late for regrets. You've already done it, haven't you? You've lived your life. No point wishing you could change it.

If you think you are too old to rock 'n roll, then you are.

All you got in life is your honor, man, your own self-image, your own self-respect. If you lose that, or if you give it away or if you sell it, then you ain't got it no more.

That was a great time, the summer of '71 - I can't remember it, but I'll never forget it!

Born to lose. Live to win.

Don't look to me. Don't ask for help. Don't ask for anything that you can do yourself

My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see me saying, 'Tomato juice please?'

It seems that our brave new world is becoming less tolerant, spiritual and educated than it ever was when I was young.

Inherited hatred (i.e. hatred your parents schooled you in) is not only stupid, it is destructive - why make your only driving force hate? Seems really f***ing dumb to me.

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think.

Why is hard to believe than to doubt?

There is hope for the alcoholic: God is able to deliver from this as well as any other addiction.

Prejudice is a burden that confuses the past, threatens the future and renders the present inaccessible.

He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.

I'm the unknown everyone's already sick of.

Sometimes I feel like a sisterless child.

You gotta lean towards the things that make you like yourself. Forget everything else.

My story is definitely going to be a happily ever after, no matter what.

When you have the goods, you don't need to dress up what you're writing.