It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Knowledge lets you swim and wisdom lets you fly.

Crime, like war, is an aberration of creation.

I've written books on advertising-cheque books.

I'm mischievous, but I'm calculated.

Religion is a group of scam artists that sell the calming idea that your body is a temple of God, while your mind belongs to them.

Those faults we do not have, do not bother us.

Don't confine truth to fact. Imaginative truth is as powerful, and often enough, more so than fact.

So let the variety of your reality thrill you as you choose all the things you want.. get behind the good feelings of all your wants.

Most people don't manage to the utmost of their ability because they don't want to.

All the various component parts of the Hebrew worship subserve this great purpose, the bringing of man into communication with God.