It would actually constitute more than a miracle, he realised. It would take divine intervention plus luck, plus some unknown element of cosmic wizardry.

He's got a box with a demon in it that draws pictures, " said Rincewind shortly. "Do what the madman says and he will give you gold.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

The successful editor is one who is constantly finding newwriters, nurturing their talents, and publishing them with critical and financial success.

You can’t out-spend the giants, but you can out-think, out-teach, and out-help them.

It is curious how people go on believing that the musician knows less about what he is doing than those that judge him.

The best teacher in the world is someone who loves what he or she does, and just loves it in front of you.

Donald Trump is great television, just has it. Trump looks good on TV.

My kids are my salvation.... It's a delight to walk in and get charged by a five-year-old and a two-year-old. That'll make you forget the darkness.

I want to discover a truth for myself that is really true. Whether it's a piece of scientific knowledge, or a philosophical truth.